All Because of Helen of Troy
All Because of Helen of Troy By Advika Singh Originally Written on January 14, 2021 The Trojan War, Wasn’t just bad, It was way, way, more. The Trojan shot the Greek in the head, The Greek shot the Trojan in the head, Leaving them both on their deathbed. And it’s all because of Helen of Troy. What a horrible, horrible situation, Sadness and death brung to both nations, And it’s all because of Helen of Troy. Just the thought of this war infuriates me, The thought of this mean war. The enemies send out all their forces, A day later there lay nothing but corpses. Hector kills Patroclus, Achilles kills Hector, Achilles gets shot in the heel, In their garden, the farmers scatter blood meal. And it’s all because of Helen of Troy. Athena gets mad, Then she gives a roar, Odysseus lost at sea for half a score, And it’s all because of Helen of Troy. Helen’s ideas anger me, Helen’s conspiracy is even worse, Thinking about Helen--Here we go again--makes me enraged, And it’s all because of Helen of...